“Weird Al” Yankovic – Dare To Be Stupid (Official Karaoke Version)

This is the official karaoke track released by “Weird Al” Yankovic on his Amish Paradise CD Single. This isn’t produced by a company that makes karaoke tracks… this is produced by Mr. Yankovic himself. I would say that if you enjoy this song, you should go out and buy the CD… but this CD Single has been out of print for years. You can probably find a copy on eBay or something. Here are the lyrics: Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It’s time for us to join in the fight It’s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It’s time to let the bedbugs bite You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before it’s/its time You better find yourself an itch to scratch You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole’s not around Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite on more than you chew What can you do Dare to be stupid Take some wooden nickles Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your mojo working now I’ll show you how You can dare to be stupid You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip Dare to be stupid Come on and dare to be stupid It’s so easy to do Dare to be stupid We’re all waiting for you Let’s go It’s time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer There’s no more time for crying over spilled milk Now it’s time for crying